a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
White couples that adopt non-white kids
If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.
I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.
Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.
Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.
It’s not getting attention because on Tumblr, Christians are seen as the oppressor and the Muslims as the oppressed.
Maybe it’s about time we bury the hatchet and give attention to the poor families who are living through another Holocaust. We were all created equal, now weren’t we?
Please spread the horrible, horrible news. People need to know.
Spread this my gosh I didn’t know of this please talk about this, please.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
in the distance you hear them
the Whovians have returned
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
As a youngest child I’d like to thank you all for your sacrifice.
So today my husband looks up from his computer and says
"Okay, so imagine it’s the funeral, and George stands up to give the eulogy, and stands in silence for a few minutes before starting to laugh hysterically and says "only joking, I am Fred" and has a total mental breakdown and develops a split personality so he’s never alone."
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
Damn. Went from can i fuck you to can you fuck me
GOD JUST LOVE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE
this wouldnt get out of my head im so sorry.„ „
DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
by calling the people who made the percy jackson movies